cHIPotle Sauce

So in my town there is a restaurant called Choochoo and they, when I used to work there, they started making tacos that were a fusion of Korean and Mexican...since all the cooks are Mexicans and stuff. Well anyway, by asking around, using basic deductive skills, and experimenting I figured out how to make my own chipotle sauce. It may be a bit too spicy for you, so if you'd like you can mix it with ranch.  It makes a marvelous salad dressing, sauce for tacos, or marinade for many different things.

Chipotle Sauce

1 little little can of chipolte peppers in adobo sauce
1 normal can of peaches with syrup
1 full bottle of thousand island dressing

1 fine mesh sieve

Blend all the ingredients together for about 1 minute to combine well. Next, in order to get rid of gross pieces, strain through a fine mesh sieve very well. Then put back in the bottle (and probably little containers).

ENJOY!!!
KYLIE!!!!

Death Ulcer Tea

So....I got a mouth ulcer....and then it turned into 5.....then I had to talk on the phone for 6 hours nonstop until they turned into bruises and felt like a bloody hell.  I tried using orajel which uses hydrogen peroxide...it worked pretty well...but I found a type of tea specifically medicinal. So I thought I would write down the recipe.  Sage is an antiseptic along with cardamom, and clove is a natural numbing agent.

Mouth Ulcer Tea

3 coffee filters stacked up
1/2 tsp sage
1/4 tsp clove
1/4 tsp cardamom
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1 Tbsp Green tea
2 Tbsp raw sugar

Basically strain the items in a cup by pouring hot water over them...then Squeeze it really well to get all the good chemicals out. It also makes a pretty good tea in general.

Drink and enjoy!